Mozzarella Stick

The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first

After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.

by False_Prince January 26, 2015

mozzarella dick

When you cut up mozzarella sticks and wrap them around your dick so a girl will blow you.

Guy 1: "Man I tried so hard to get head from that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Just make a mozzarella dick, that always works."

by Cheeeeeeseeee February 26, 2017

mazzifp

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by 🙀🥺 July 26, 2023

tyler mazzucca

Good. Boy and knows kids and intelligent

Hi I'm Tyler mazzucca

by Hi little man February 10, 2018

Cursed Mozzarella Stick

When you take a shit in a deep fryer and serve it to your friends with Marinara sauce.

Friend 1: Now it's time for the appetizer, Cursed Mozzarella Sticks!
Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.

by stiltmaster September 13, 2022

mazzanet

something that sits there and idles without any real purpose.

my boss is a total mazzanet

by Anonymous May 26, 2003

mazza balls

This term, mazza balls, was coined approximately in the 12th century BC when a Persian invader exclaimed "Look at his mazza balls" to describe an Islamic man's hairy testicles. This term refers to extremely hairy male genitalia, which tends to be associated with Islamic/Hasidic/Jewish males.

Oh gross, look at that guy's mazza balls!

by Andy Willy Fishy February 1, 2009