meatscab

Its a damn boner scab

I got a huge ass meatscab from fucking that knife drawer

by Nigbone September 6, 2009

meatshock

The jarring effect of meeting a person one knows online in a real life setting (aka in "meatspace") for the first time; caused by the dissonance between one's perception of a person online vs. offline.

Meeting Jerry in real life it was like he was a completely different person--the meatshock was terrible!

by yb42 December 22, 2009

meats

Noun. Derived from the words 'man' and 'seats'.

The seating area often found tactically placed outside the women's fitting rooms in clothes stores for the convenience of the poor men who have to sit and wait whilst their partners do whatever they do in those changing rooms - probably activities such as playing chess, solving world hunger or finding the next prime number, given the amount of time they spend in there.

Man: Excuse me, where are the meats?
Assistant: Sorry sir, we don't have those facilities.

*Drags wife out of shop*

by scottyj27 March 28, 2015

matstick

The best war thunder player Aleef

Matstick is so good he should have a press acc.

by matstick December 12, 2016

mats balcke

Blue Emo head, introvert with aggresionproblems

"wow that's a Mats Balcke!"

by kreidark February 17, 2017

Mats

He is a sporty, strong and hot guy. Everyone want a Mats in their life. He is kind, but can break your heart, watch out girls.

No example everyone who has ever met a Mats felt in love with Jim and fainted at The spot

by Hosleeeeee February 25, 2017

meatsleep

A very well-known Youtube ARG that consists of eleven people.
Some of their video titles are written in foreign languages, and some are written in English.
Overall, they did a good job at being creepy

1: Hey dude, have you seen the "fournine" video by Meatsleep? It's really weird.
2: Yeesh, it gives me the creeps!

by boreddictionaryx May 13, 2017