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Milton Academy

A Massachusetts prep school with an intelligent student body, despite they're inability to cross streets. "Milton" students are typically insane, but most will overlook this at first. Many celebrities, politicians, and other famous and wealthy people have graduated from this school.

However, Milton Academy is more known for that weird girl with the iPhone shuffling and screaming "SHELLY!" at the top of her lungs.
Milton Academy Student: So I was in AP Calculus when--

Aforementioned Girl: SHELLY!

MA Student: God, she's crazy.

Non-Milton Student: Maybe I don't want to go to this school...
by 98shiningstar May 3, 2012
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Milton, WI

A small city with a population of 5,000 located in south central Wisconsin. The majority of the population is Hicks, old people, and very bored little children. They are home to the "Redwings" which is unfortunately also a sexual innuendo.
THE REDWING WAY!
....Ew....

Milton, Wi sucks balls.
by HappyGoLuckyBitch January 1, 2011
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Person 1: Who's Misatoe?
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Person 1: Damn, he seems cool. I'll definitely go follow him, just like the person reading this
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Milton MA

Everyone is either Irish or Haitian. Many are afraid of communities such as Mattapan because blacks are scary to most suburban people.

School is actually pretty ok, and anyone that says otherwise has not experienced the rest of the United States.

All in all, town is ok, but I'd recommend leaving at some point to experience other places. Gets pretty damn boring after a while.

P.S. East Milton and West Milton are equally shitty. Get over yourselves. (You guys live in a suburb, neither one of you is harder than the other)
Milton Massachusetts was founded in the 1600's, and to this day remains a small town. I wonder why...
by ULLILLA March 18, 2011
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Mastodonian

Mastodonian should be used as an adjective to describe something that has characteristics of a mastodon. Typical use is to is describe either girth or general snufaluphagus-ness.
Whoa!! I'm absolutely stuffed. That slice of pizza was mastodonian.
by kvegas108 September 15, 2010
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miscommunication

So we told them we'd be at my house but we decided to go to Taco Bell instead. Then we told them to go to Corn's house, then to my house again. I don't know why they're angry. It was just a little miscommunication.
by Whitewright July 21, 2006
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Misao

An awesome being who buys you things and sends you them. This person also get's easily embarrassed and makes pouty faces at you when you tease them. She touches you back when you No-no place touch her and she doesn't like no-no parts drawn on her leg in sharpie. She's also beautifal and awesome in every way and I love her.
tocuh my No-no Parts Misao ;D
by Rooface July 28, 2011
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