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Goldfish Memory

I have goldfish memory, I only retain information for 5 seconds, then it is ... what was I saying?
by anonymous February 1, 2022
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Snapchatographic memory

The unfortunately much more common alternative to photographic memory, ie, only remembering potentially memorable moments in short snippits.

Frustratingly short recollection of an important event.
Why don't I remember anything from my lectures when my exam is tomorrow?! Damn snapchatographic memory!!!

That girl that I took home last night was soooo hot! If only I could remember her face! Fucking snapchatographic memory, you strike again!
by Dirty Ramboss June 7, 2013
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core memory

i don’t know what it is that’s why i looked it up
i am not smart so i don’t know what core memory is
by sister shook was taken May 23, 2021
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audiographic memory

The ability to recite, mimic, or repeat sounds, music, gossip, lyrics, tunes, and other sensations captured through hearing, rather efficiently. The term audiographic memory is not an actual word. The correct terminology is Eidetic memory.

Basically you can hear things only once or twice, and you're able to repeat.

This is extremely helpful when arguing with someone, about something someone else said, or they had said prior to the argument.
You : "Mom said take out the garbage."

Sibling : "No, she said you had to!"

*Mom comes home*

Mom : "Why haven't you taken out the garbage!?"

You : "Told you."

audiographic memory

"Autographic memory"
by Leonidous May 12, 2012
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photogenic memory

The opposite of having a photographic memory, the character in question actually believes the girl/guy from last night was a 9.

They were not.
Don't listen to Lance's tales of sexual conquest, he has a photogenic memory, and a stained polo shirt.
by 2: electric boogaloo October 7, 2008
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Catalog Memory

Memories and information are stored in the brain like files in an office. Stacks and stacks of irrelevant bullshit stored right next to stacks and stack of useful knowledge, however they are rarely confused. Unfortunately, there is no governing form of organization like alphabetical order or topical arrangement, but the thinker is still confident that after flipping through pages and pages of bullshit they will come to the idea/image/fact/etc they were looking for.
Person 1: "I love looking at leaves in the fall."
A person with Catalog Memory: Flips through the molecular process of photosynthesis, looks at the person, thinks about where their shirt was made and what language those people speak, imagines having sex with person 1 and where they would do it, thinks about photosynthesis again, then finds a memory relevant to the original comment. After about 10-20 seconds, person with catalog memory says: "My family and I used to take a road trip down the river every year. We'd stop at a bunch of parks to look at the leaves."
by patrick fitzpatrick March 6, 2011
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Stonergraphic Memory

Similar but opposite of a "photographic memory". A stonergraphic memory is when you are too stoned and forget simple or everyday things
"Damn, i forgot about class again!"
"its cuz of your stonergraphic memory"
by JohnnyP420 September 22, 2012
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