Mathieu

Mathieu is a fat guy who needs to hit the gym and has an ego the size of the sun but everyone knows he's nothing and will be working at Tim Hortons for the rest of his life.

That guy over there is Mathieu don't talk to him

by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022

Mathieu

A name referring to outstanding male endowment. Unfortunately, Mathieu's have become the target of violence to many with furious penis envy. The most violent to attack Mathieus are known to work in groups and forcibly remove the Mathieu's penis, hence the small or absent penis Mathieu . A Mathieu is a blessing that can become cursed, such is the nature of this jealous world.

Any Girl: "He's got a Mathieu in the drawers"

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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"

by Brokenneck October 16, 2009

Mathisoning

When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.

Example no. 1 =

Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."

Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"

Example no. 2 =

Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*

Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"

by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013

Mathism

Children being treated unfairly because they take Maths literary and not pure maths

"Hey don't say we are dumb because we are taking Maths lit, that's mathism!"

by TazzyJackson February 13, 2020

Marthism

(Mar-thizzim) ~ Noun: (1) a particular drunken intellectual worldview based upon a hazy and blurred view of history. (2) Analysis of drugs, alcohol, and various human liberations derived from the sayings of celebrity bartenders.

"Did you hear Dave's Marthism at the bar tonight?"

"Yea, He said '1 case of Red Bull+5 Ambien=Levitation Capabilities!!' ... it was epic!"

by Studley Hungwell February 2, 2010

Machisme

Chicago area Chicano slang. Roughly translated into English, it means "locker room talk." It's a combination of "machismo" which means "a strong or exaggerated sense of masculinity" and "chisme" which means "gossip."

It can also mean "male bonding."

I overheard some machisme about ole girl yesterday. She's a real freak!!

Let's meet up this weekend for a few beers and some "machisme."

by Bizy Boy 21st & Oakkley October 25, 2011

Mathildahood

A state of being exclusively exhibited by beautiful ladies named Mathilda. Ladies of Mathildahood exude beauty, charm and are extremely quit-witted, with a good measure of eccentricity being a key component. Their hood is the rank of the highest order.

Wow, she's amazing, what's her secret? Mathildahood.

Mathildahood is the best time of your life!

What are you celebrating? Mathildahood.

by chatnoir87 November 10, 2012