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Raw mattress

Mattress without any sheets or blankets.
Why are you sleeping on a raw mattress?

Look at this truck driver, he is sleeping on a raw mattress.
by Teacher C March 24, 2019
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mattress music

Mattress Music is Sex/Sexy Music.. Sexy Music you listen/dance too.
by _Tookié_ May 5, 2016
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Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have
Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude
by 3of3irish December 23, 2022
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mattress

Bed

But also used when naming various options in a hard situation
Yeah, I’ve review all the mattresses
by Jaakson17391 August 1, 2023
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foam mattress

The best type of mattress hands down. Much superior to spring mattresses. Nothing can compare to a foam mattress when it comes to comfort. However when you buy a foam mattress you are also making the statement that sexy time isn't reserved in the bed anymore, this is more of a pro than a con really (vanilla sex = booorinng).
Jane and dane decided to get a foam mattress and did not regret it one bit. However it was impossible to fuck on it, so they did it on the floor instead.
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mattress mommy

Similar to a pillow princess. It makes her lover/baby happy to please his/her mommy with out need for reciprocity. Often with lots of instruction and rewards like with a dom/sub relationship.
I love to make my mattress mommy happy.
by synsmommy March 16, 2015
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mattress nips

nipples, which once pressed down, resurface and rise to average nipple height similar to memory foam
dude 1: "damn, yo bitch got sum sleep number lookin ass nips!"
dude 2: "yeah she has them mattress nips that rise, like yeast brother!"
by iusedtobeafish March 3, 2019
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