Wet mattress

Another word for dead hooker

Adj: deceased prostitute

"Hey ill be there soon, I gotta get rid of this wet mattress."

by Illegal amigo August 20, 2013

fuck mattress

A random mattress in the woods where you take chicks you don't want anyone else to see.

Darren took Shanna to the ol fuck mattress tonight.

by Gypsy2 July 23, 2016

purple mattress

they have ads that are long but interesting and there mattress is pretty good

have you seen the purple mattress ads

yep

by spongeward_ June 14, 2018

Flip the fucken mattress

When a girl orgasms so hard, it necessitates "flipping the fucken mattress" because of the pool she's left.

Gabe: Yo, was Keia Cole over last night?
Me: Yeah, man, shit got so wild, I had to flip the fucken mattress this morning.

by steingasm May 18, 2011

Chode troll mattress turtle

A short troll-figure like female who lays on thy back so much she might as well strap a matress to that back like a turtle wears a shell.

Her figure must be a combination of a chode ie/ short and fat. Or that of the old troll dall that has the cheese wheel thighs

chode troll mattress turtle.
compound word.

AKA/ chode oger

dude all your sister does sprawl out on her back and get fuked all day.it discusting

short fat troll
she is a matress turtle, cause she wears her mattress like a shell.

by dickvanchecker January 5, 2010

squid mattress

A high school usually a freshman who sleeps with copious amounts of navy sailors.

Candy's such a squid mattress shes had like 4 navy guys in one week

by jkmsjhdhfhsi August 22, 2007

West Virginia Mattress

a sex position where 3 relatives sandwich each other and engage in oral sex

Dude did you hear that Brad's family did a West Virginia Mattress last night?

by J-Kwan June 11, 2006