Muzzle-load

When you pour coca cola into a girl's vagina or ass hole, drop in a few mentos, immediately stuff a racket ball or ping pong ball into the hole and see how far it can shoot out.

Let's muzzle-load the women at the party and see which one can shoot the ball the farthest

by house host August 14, 2021

sprack a load

Yet another term for ejaculating, but only when you do it on, rather than in, someone.

"Jenna is so dirty. I spracked a load all over her face and she loved it."

"June's a prude. Maybe if I sprack a load in her face I can get her to break up with me."

by LuvMyRedDog December 18, 2008

A Shit Load

A couple is 2, a few is three, and a shit load is six.

At the drive thru at McDonald's: I need a shit load of Happy Meals.
In court: I have a shit load of parking tickets.

by The Waylon December 31, 2014

Load Stopper

The things you think about when trying not to blow your load when having sexual intercourse.

Damn i had to think about that beezy jessica when i was having sex with kelsey so i would last longer, she was a good load stopper.

by beeezy February 28, 2007

wide load

what you say to your friends when a fat chick walks by

"Hey Joey"
"Ye?"
"Check out that fat Chick!"
"OHH! WIDE LOAD! WIDE LOAD!"

by Boone's Farm September 3, 2005

Bust a load

When one releases the semen from the tip of his penis onto the face, chest, gludius maximus, or vagina of a woman. It is, indeed, an extremely pleasurable experience.

When I came home from school, I decided to go over to the Chen household and bust a load all over the face Ray Chen's mom, Mrs. Chen.

by Tanzeel Ahmed July 24, 2008

chewbacca load

A load of semen so large that you would swear a wookiee produced it. Usually a chewbacca load can be produced by refraining from sex and masturbation for a period of a week or more. The size of the load will also vary from person to person.

I pumped out a chewbacca load last night!

by the saskatchewan stud muffin January 25, 2007