Sneaky Lloyd

The act of stealing a girl's first kiss. It is gender exclusive, and can only be done by a man who has kissed at least one girl before. It finds a new level and meaning when used to describe a "batter" that is Over .500 for taking girls first kisses divided by his total kisswork. Though aggressive and sloppy, it is still wanted which is disgusting.

Synonymous with Sneakin' a Lloyd, it is not meant to be used in a way that makes it sounds like present tense.

Dave: Yo, did you see Kenny pull another Sneak Lloyd last night?

Emilio: Couldn't unsee it if I tried, him and his chick were eating each others faces, it was a spectacle. He looked up at us once, and gave this creepy grin with a Goblin Thumbs Up.

Will: He must have the highest percentage of Sneaky Lloyds of anyone alive, what is it, 8 of the 11 girls he's kissed he's stolen their first? Unreal.

Dave: Haha Jackie's mom caught him Sneakin' a Lloyd with Maggie last week.

Emilio: Oh no, not Maggie, she's a god-damn traffic cone. 9 Sneaky Lloyds!? He IS a Sneaky Lloyd.

by Graabir Boubi April 27, 2020

Aaron Lloyd Fuller

A revolutionary when it comes to deflecting politics-related questions in the classroom, Magister (teacher) Fuller has been teaching Latin for over a decade. A hand with the firmness of wet spaghetti in the classroom, he models his teaching style after the Romans, if the Romans had the body structure of a turtle and had never seen a woman. While he may claim he is married with two kids, a little known fact is that his wife married him out of pity and hired two method actors to play their offspring. He is a virgin.

"Ah man, who do you have for 7th period?"

"Aaron Lloyd Fuller, i gotta learn how to be a autodidact."

by gaydragon69 December 14, 2022

Night Lloyd

Something you say when someone says they're going but takes ages to do so...

Bill: Right im going
Bill: lol thats funny.... right time to go
Bill: Anyone there?...
Bob: Night Lloyd!!
Bill: Oh hey Bob!
Bill: NIGHT LLOYD!

by informedmember February 20, 2010

Jacob Lloyd

Jacob Lloyd is a true god. He is a strong leader. Every one listens to him. Everyone preaches him. Girls often fall for him.

Jacob Lloyd is a god

by Thefoot1233 October 24, 2016

chris lloyd

steal; take something somebody else earned; a thief/fraud; person who steals from sweet women; ghetto trash that tries to front as if he is intelligent and classy, but can’t get a legal job because of criminal history
thief liar psychopath fraud abuser woman beater

I’m about to Chris Lloyd that lady’s purse

by baddestbitchinCA December 25, 2019

Matt Lloyd

Someone who is exceptionally intelligent, handsome, athletic and humorous.

That guy's a bit of a Matt Lloyd.

by spider31 February 14, 2009

james lloyd

A person named James Lloyd is a very loving person, gentleman, intelligent and caring. If you ever meet James Lloyd, you're lucky. You will love every single thing about him. James Lloyd are usually introvert but, also a very funny person. If you have him as a boyfriend he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. James Lloyd's are perfect.

A person named James Lloyd is a very loving person, gentleman, intelligent and caring. If you ever meet James Lloyd, you're lucky. You will love every single thing about him. James Lloyd are usually introvert but, also a very funny person. If you have him as a boyfriend he is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. James Lloyd's are perfect.

by Iamanjh June 7, 2021