junk drawers

Slang used to describe when you can see all of a guy’s junk just flopping around in his pants, usually when going commando.

Look at that wildman running around like an animal in his junk drawers!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 15, 2020

lady junk

Not the booty but all that other junk 'down there'

"My ass is sore after that bike ride but not nearly as sore as my lady junk"

by mandylouise July 25, 2007

junk sick

1. the nausea commonly experienced by narcotics users after the drug begins to wear off.

2. withdrawals caused by using narcotics, similar to the symptoms of the flu.

+ I'm junk sick from all the percocet I railed last night.

+ I feel all shaky and horrible, like I'm gonna puke. I must be junk sick again.

+ you must be sick from all that junk you've been shooting.

by cafebrulot November 10, 2008

junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019

Junk Teen

Title given to someone who works for the best junk removal company ever. Junk Teens Junk Removal

"yo what's up Junk Teen"

by junkteens March 13, 2023

cancer of the junk

Testicular cancer.

"When Tom's doctor told him that he had cancer of the junk, he decided to start treatment right away".

by Mad Man 367 April 13, 2015

junk tweet

Accidentally or more likely, purposely sending a picture of an exposed or scantily clad body part, specifically the crotch area, via Twitter.

What took you so long in the bathroom? Were you junk tweeting?

by snapboom December 2, 2011