Happy

The side effects of cocaine

I used the thing I got from that guy in back alley and I feel really happy

I took some coke and I feel happy

by Missilemanfucker202 April 8, 2017

Happy Horse Shit

A phrase used in business that denotes activities that give the appearance of productivity but actually fail to accomplish meaningful outcomes or job duties.

Are you really accomplishing something or is this just happy horse shit to make you look busy? No one is falling for your game, so get with it.

by JuggaloRay September 24, 2015

happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say

Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!!

Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays

Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!

AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty

by Critical Acclaim May 16, 2009

Happy birthday hummer

A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you

Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!

by Goldmatch May 3, 2014

Happy Wipe

The cloth, towel, rag, tissue or even a sock that is used to wipe up post coitus or masturbation cum and love juices. Generally kept in the nightstand or under the bed.

Pass me the happy wipe from under the bed. I need to wipe your spunk off my face before it dries.

Mom: Why are little Johnny's socks always so stiff?

Sister: Because he's using them as a happy wipe now instead of my panties.

by Eaton Holgoode March 24, 2017

Happy Jab

Intentionally poking someone with an erect penis.

Braaaahhh. I happy jabbed your mom today while she was laying out by the pool.

I woke my girlfriend up this morning for sex with a few happy jabs.

I'm sick of my boss riding my ass so I happy jabbed his coffee mug after he went into a meeting.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day

Greeting for couples who survived another month full of unprotected intercourses and have reached a menstral cycle, considering they have achieved this in the past.

Girl: “Babe, we have survived another month of porking without condoms!”
Guy: “Happy Not-A-Parents’ Day my love!”

by kenny_ November 27, 2017