Had your shit handed to you

when somebody checks yo ass by telling you something TRUE about yourself that you have been in denial about most of your life, BUT they spit it in such a cold ass way that IT literally chills your shit all the way out, putting you ass on silent mode for the rest of the damn week.

Ray: Quit trying to be something you are not! You are so afraid that people are going to find out who you really are, a marginally average or sometimes below average person. You are NOT even smart! You are NOT the scholar you think you are so you need to be real with yourself for once. Your self-assessment always leaves a lot to be desired!

Kim: Damn....(pure silence with a fucked up look on her face as her stomach turns....sound of crickets)

Ray:Simple Bitch...You just had your shit handed to you by YOUR muthafuckin truth

Kim: (silent and stunned because she just had her shit handed to her and is not sure how to recover from it)

by Unwritten December 12, 2012

left-handed football bat

Someone or something rather odd or f'd up you might say. A person who ate a few too many retard sandwiches.

My drill instructor was sure a left-handed football bat.

by Jebus January 27, 2005

Two-Handed Zamboni

Verb. A sex position where the female goes into a bridge position while the male enters her vaginally in a standing position. He may have to bend his knees slightly to achieve this and should support her lower back with both his hands

The name was first introduced on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother.

They did the two-handed zamboni last night

by sex canada May 17, 2009

left handed web sites

n. See left handed website. The source of all pr0n on the internet.

by b0ng April 3, 2003

Hånden

Hånden means Viktor in latin, and is also the name of the best Viktor player in League Of Legends on the Eroupe West server. Some say that he could easily beat Faker.

Wow that viktor is really good. Must be one of Hånden's smurfs

by 123man123 June 16, 2016

Right-handed Knuckle Chuckle

Same thing as spanking it and whackin' it!

Thomas went to the bathroom to do the ol' right-handed knuckle chuckle.

by Cartman40 July 25, 2009

one-handed site

A website that is pornographic in nature that is usually looked at using only one hand while the other hand is busy.

Bill - "Hey Jim did you see that new one-handed site?"
Jim - "Yeah I'm going to check it out when my wife is asleep tonight!"

by Hulk3531 January 10, 2012