1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
The little punks in the car next to me gave me a pressed ham and I saw the kid's fruit salad.
While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
While my girlfriend slept on the couch, I dropped my pants and gave her a pressed ham on her face.
by jamminjay October 18, 2002
To drink to the point of intoxication where one starts awkwardly over-sharing their emotional issues in a public setting or via social media.
"Hey mate, stop hamming out and come back to the party"
"Man, Matt's really hamming out tonight"
"Did you see Tony's status update? Dude's totally hamming out"
"Man, Matt's really hamming out tonight"
"Did you see Tony's status update? Dude's totally hamming out"
by Yeah Bear December 3, 2011
Ham Slamwiched is a state of drunkenness that is a combination of being hammered and slammed, while having food on your mind or having the drunk munchies. Typically this state is achieved after a night of heavy drinking in which a liquid diet has left your body craving for solid food.
by greenmachine44 February 5, 2010
by fragileart January 12, 2010
A term for the collective Poker Club members efforts to poke fun at someone who continually loses at cards and makes additional side bets which cause even more cash losses. Term is closely related to Ham Gravy.
Wow, that new meme highlighting three straight months of losing at cards certainly adds to the Ham Bashing.
by WC_WEB June 23, 2020
Squished ham.....the technique of pressing one's junk up against the shower glass to horrify the person on the other side.....
I gave my girlfriend the ole squished ham when she came to use the bathroom while iI was in the shower.
by Frank N SteinFr May 7, 2018
Female pussy lips (large) also known as beef curtain. A nice set of ham flaps will usually lead to a nice showing of camel toe. Sometimes too much ham flaps will result in some people calling it moose knuckle instead of camel toe. This is incorrect as moose knuckle is the male version of camel toe. This debate has gone on for years in many a smokey, urine smelling, crappy bar on a late night.
Did you see the camel toe on dat bitch? She could pick up a quarter out of the sand with her ham flaps!
by Ray Dawson Jr May 8, 2008