The most bready communist leader you will ever meet. Vladimir Gluten is very Russian, and he rides a bearguette to work every day. He worked together with Breaddie Mercury to create the single most destructive bagel in the known universe. The outcome of this project was to make loads of money selling the bagel to Kim Jong Bun to fire at Donald Grump on a nuclear power scale.
Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend
Mentioning Vladimir Gluten to a friend will instantly repel them from your friend group unless they are a legend
Human 1. Did u hear about the most destructive bagel in the known universe?
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.
Human 2. Is this the mighty tale of Vladimir Gluten?
Human 3. I'm leaving this conversation.
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The gluttons are the ones that lack the sufficient motor neurons to think for him or herself. Typically, these digusting gluttons are fed by the Corporate Gods in the hierarchy of gluttons, IE MODERN DAY AMERICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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