flootling

Wandering about, contemplating the complexities of life whilst wishing for a jelly donut.

I was a normal cabin boy, aimlessly flootling about the ship deck, averting my captains piercing gaze and boisterous commands, when lo! I saw the object of my desire. The jelly donut, sitting in the grubby hands of the ships cook.

by Dandy McBeardlover April 23, 2015

floating bubble

A cute person that like to burp loudly in social settings and laugh about it without excusing themselves.
Most people think they are crazy, only a few get the joke.

i.e.

SAM: Mary was such a floating bubble today.
HARRY: Really? how childish of her.

by lafartola May 14, 2015

floating an air biscuit

Synonym for doing nothing important or helpful.

Bag of prunes: what were u doing ystrdy
The Stick: floating an air biscuit

Bag of prunes: same

by Mars'seile April 2, 2016

floating birthday

Cerebrating someones birthday a few days / months before or after their actual birth-date.

She has a floating birthday because she was born on a leap year so we just celebrate whenever works best.

by Foxcraft August 30, 2016

Flarping

Fapping and farting at the same time.

I had to go flarping myself.

by MCGPY August 22, 2016

floating shit

That friend in the group chat who sees all the messages but never actually contributes to the conversation.

Hey Rosie, why were you being such a floating shit last night?

by Butt-Podge98 February 17, 2017

Flarting

The act of using flatulence to flirt.

Tom ripped a big fart under the sheets, then looked shyly over towards Amber. Amber looked deep into his eyes and then let a tiny squeak seep out in the form of a fart. Now Tom realized she was flarting with him.

by Penguin Pig May 2, 2017