flootling

Wandering about, contemplating the complexities of life whilst wishing for a jelly donut.

I was a normal cabin boy, aimlessly flootling about the ship deck, averting my captains piercing gaze and boisterous commands, when lo! I saw the object of my desire. The jelly donut, sitting in the grubby hands of the ships cook.

flootling by Dandy McBeardlover April 23, 2015

Filipino Footlong 

A Filipino Footlong is a Asain/Filipino mans penis that is 1 foot/12 inches long.

Person 1- Did you hear Andrew has a Filipino Footlong?

Person 2- Makes sense, he’s Filipino.

Filipino Footlong by Adam Standley January 28, 2019

Floating island of reprisal 

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.

Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!

Floating island of reprisal by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022

Flooging

When you drape your asscheeks over an occupied bathroom or dressing room stall and take a fat shit on the stall occupant.

Sean was kicked out of Sears after he flooged on a small child early last Monday. Caleb was kicked out of JC Pennys for flooging on a man putting on pants in the changing room.

Flooging by CockMyBallTorture January 14, 2020

Vegan eel footing 

Vegan eel footing is a term commonly used referencing the act of making love towards your grandparents dog at exactly 1:30 am to 1:33 am. This term is mostly used in South Africa, from where it originated from on January 23 1997. Over the past few years, this word has really taken a massive increase in the skateboarding community, as they say it quite frequently. Skateboarders have made the use of the term increase by at least 87% over the course of 3 years.

Boy: Oh man! That was the best vegan eel footing we’ve had in a while.

Dog: *barks in anus pain*
Boy: Oh sorry, I guess I was a little rough, I’ll won’t be as hard next time.

Dog: *anus bleeds*

Vegan eel footing by Fiv32210 October 14, 2023

Gorilla Footing 

The act of a person or something making very loud stomping noises, typically an upstairs neighbor, or somebody slamming their feet on the stairs.

“I couldn’t hear the TV because my mom was gorilla footing upstairs.”

“Who the hell is gorilla footing in the house?”

“I purposely Gorilla foot in my living room to piss off the neighbors”

Gorilla Footing by Burd D June 29, 2020

Philadelphia Footlong 

A sex act in which a man’s penis is squeezed between a pair of breasts tightly until blood is cut off from the boner, giving it a necrotic gray hue

She gave me the Philadelphia Footlong, bro. No going back from that.

Philadelphia Footlong by Phillyfootlong September 2, 2022