.50 Action Express

A .50 caliber pistol cartrige that, due to action movies and video games, has recieves more merit and admiration than it deserves. The most popular pistol in .50 AE is the large, intimidating Desert Eagle. In reality, .50 AE weapons are very impractical and overly powerful. The recoil and noise are too much for most shooters, and the large diameter of the round limits the capacity. For example, the .357 Magnum Desert Eagle holds 9 rounds, as opposed to the variant in .50 Action Express which holds 7. Why sacrifice two rounds for a needlessly big bulet, when you could have two more in the proven stopper caliber of .357 Magnum. Think about that next time you see 'Eraser' or 'The Last Action Hero.' The .50 AE is a needless overkill.

I just fired my .50 AE Freedom Arms revolver, and my arm hurts like hell!

by JoeBob August 30, 2003

Chaircover Express

The antithesis of integrity, ingenuity, ambition, customer service and reason.

Chaircover Express messed up your order. You are out of luck.

by derekwerhwarhwear August 4, 2007

Baguette Express

A chain of shops, which sell the most amazin' baguettes I've ever had.!
And they are cheap..! Most of the Baguette Express shops are in Scotland.

P.S Perfect combo with Irn-Bru.

Hey dude, can I have a white baguette with Coronation Chicken Spicy, Tomatoes, Mozzarella and Sliced Egg, please!? Oh yeah and some Irn-Bru.?

That will be 3.20 then.. (Cheap as shit!)

Ah man, cant wait to go to Baguette Express, their baguettes are freakin'amazin';

by DutchTom January 9, 2009

Midnight Express

Attempting anal intercourse with your sleeping partner.

Note - This can performed at anytime of the day, but has more signifance when perfomed in the mignight hour.

Reference - Midnight Express (1978) - American college student sentenced to life in jail in Turkey for trying to smuggle Hashish. During his time in prison is repeatedly sodomized by jailers.

I tried to catch the Midnight Express, but got a slap across the face instead.

by Bruno Cosentino May 26, 2006

panda express

Delicious Chinese food found in many mall food courts. nothing like ham fried rice and orange chicken with some sweet and sour pork. mmm mm good

"Hey wanna go get some panda?"
"Yes. Yes I do."

by Panda_Enjoyer September 14, 2005

The Polar Express

The act of inserting an ice cube in the anus or another.

Hold on baby, here comes the Polar Express!

by Aaron 156 July 17, 2006

40oz. express

a fat narccisistic bastard who plays the drums for larry's tit's. He has a penchant for the silent melodramatics, not telling anyone what is on his mind, and being obsessive impulsive about things, which he inherets from his parents.

Me: "where did you go 40?"
40oz. express: "I was just running some parts"
Me: "why didn't you tell me, I would have helped"
40: "It's o.k. johnny, you were masturbating"
me: "Want to crank out some tunes?"
40: "sure dude, but I have to leave in time for dinner with the fam"

by johnny alternative January 21, 2004