2 definitions by johnny alternative
a fat narccisistic bastard who plays the drums for larry's tit's. He has a penchant for the silent melodramatics, not telling anyone what is on his mind, and being obsessive impulsive about things, which he inherets from his parents.
Me: "where did you go 40?"
40oz. express: "I was just running some parts"
Me: "why didn't you tell me, I would have helped"
40: "It's o.k. johnny, you were masturbating"
me: "Want to crank out some tunes?"
40: "sure dude, but I have to leave in time for dinner with the fam"
40oz. express: "I was just running some parts"
Me: "why didn't you tell me, I would have helped"
40: "It's o.k. johnny, you were masturbating"
me: "Want to crank out some tunes?"
40: "sure dude, but I have to leave in time for dinner with the fam"
by johnny alternative January 22, 2004
Big man-titties associated with a quality control manager named larry. These late went on to inspire a punk/rock/ska cover band by the name of "larry's tits" from cleveland. The band features 40oz. express on drums/vocals and Johnny alternative on guitar/vocals. Best known for their renditions of Velvet Underground's "Sweet Jane", Nirvana's "Molly's Lips", Sublime's "Badfish", and "Big Salty Tears" by the Ziggens.
Did you hear larry's tits playing at alice's fourth of July party?
Yea, tit's rule, especially the drummer.
Yea, he's my brother. Down with the establishment.
"too bad alice is a co-dependant enabler who frets too much"
Yea, maybe mick's cock will shut her up
Yea, tit's rule, especially the drummer.
Yea, he's my brother. Down with the establishment.
"too bad alice is a co-dependant enabler who frets too much"
Yea, maybe mick's cock will shut her up
by johnny alternative January 22, 2004