the dumbledore

-noun, the magic joint that keeps getting you high without ever going down in size.

Yo, are you guys just a bunch of pussies, or is that joint you hitting the dumbledore.

by MonsantoWand December 12, 2013

dumbledore gay

When an author pretends, or claims a character is gay without actually having the character be gay. Often associated with queer baiting.

Minna- Hey, so are any of your characters ACTUALLY gay?
John- My character Donald is gay!
Minna- Yeah, but there's no indication in your book that he is, no hints, no mentions. Let me guess, he's Dumbledore gay.

by witchwatch December 5, 2016

Dumbledore

Someone who is dumb, or can't catch the obvious.

Him: What re you guys talking about?
Me: You, you fricken Dumbledore.

by veronicalovin September 3, 2009

Dumbledore

The "Gay" Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Recently came out of the closet at a press conference held by J.K. Rowling. Rowling hinted at this notion by saying Dumbledore had a man crush on Gellert Grindelwald. Grindelwald met his demise at the hands of his gay lover, Dumbledore.

You know how I know you're Dumbledore?
- You listen to Coldplay!

Mommy I saw Daddy kissing another man, does that mean he's Dumbledore?

That mesh shirt you're wearing right now makes you look super Dumbledore.

Dude look at that gay male cheerleader. "You're queer Mr. Cheerleader Man you." "Come on now, thats potically incorrect, he's Dumbledore!"

by Fuckin' Queers November 8, 2007

dumbledora

a face so grotesque that a short glance can bring diarrhea or certain types of STD's.

james, a man of many values, decided to make a face that none could top. he made a face that he called a dumbledora and later used it to start the epidemic of AIDs.

by jslee August 4, 2007

Dumblesauce

When an older man ejaculates either on, or inside of a younger woman, but more specifically man. Its origin goes back to the series of Harry Potter books in which Professor Dumbledore (A flambouyant gay yet masterful wizard. It only makes sense, he loves phalic shaped items such as a wand or mans penis.)falls for a young boy who the books are named after. In an unpublished version of Harry Potter, Dumbldore repeated masturbates into Harrys face, which is were Dumblesauce comes from. As he convinces Harry that drinking his semen with make him into a powerfull wizard, the egoic boy promtly asks for more dumblesauce. That being said, people have adopted it as a slang term for their semen, even some who are neither old or gay, not to mention wizards.

"Please sir, can I have some more... Dumblecause?"

"Forest ejaculated all over Kelsy's face, and as she licked it up, she said "Forest, come on, give me more Dumblesauce!""

by Jesus Christ v214 February 26, 2009

Dumbledorable

An awesome person (on tumblr) with dark red hair in love with The Beatles, 30STM, Harry Potter, Craig Ferguson, Doctor Who, etc.

Tumblarian 1: I was on Tumblr last night.
Tumblarian 2: Me too! did you see Dumbledorable's post? it was so funny!
T1: No, I'm not following that person.
T2: You should start, she likes Harry Potter and-
T1: oh, I'm a twilight fan, I hate Harry Potter.
T2: *punches T1* GTFO!

by wizard-angst-potter January 24, 2011