cumpsee

A game where someone pisses in a jar, and someone cumpsees in a jar. There is a woman holding a baguette involved, she is blindfolded and asked to dip the baguette in a jar of her choice then eat the baguette. Loss either way for her, whilst the other to (usually men) can sit around and win either way because it's funny.!

Hey, Keypad, do you want to play Cumpsee?

by Goddamitfml December 10, 2016

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Cumpromise

Pronounced {kuhm-pruh-mahyz}
noun, verb, -mised, -mising

-noun
1. a settlement of affairs reached through somebody cumming on something, with the 'something' usually being a person.

-verb
1. the act of settling a disagreement by cumming on somebody or something.

Mitch: Hey Phil, your mom and I had a disagreement last night about who got to be on top.
Phil: Okay... why are you telling me this?
Mitch: I just wanted you to know we eventually came to a cumpromise, and it was fantastic! I gave in and let her ride me and it was sooo good that we both cumpromised in 10 minutes! Awesome eh!
Phil: But I thought you said you were going to take care of Jeff's mom last night?
Mitch: Yea I did, but I'll tell you about that once she's walking again...

by Pure_Awesome January 15, 2011

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cumpax

the name given to a tampon when used to soak up semen after sexual intercourse

"that was a big load. I may need a cumpax to stop a leak"

by beanbag1 January 5, 2012

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Cumpants

When you have pants that have so much goddamn jizz on them that they might as well be made out of semen.

A person who has a big nasty spot of semen on their pants.

Alan: That was a huge load! I've got crazy cumpants now!

Greg: Linda dry humped the hell out of me.
Thomas: No shit cumpants.

by D-Li Llama February 15, 2010

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Cumpliment

When one party compliments the other on their ejaculation. Both male and female.

Usually in regards to taste, volume, texture or distance projected. Generally occurs post intercourse
or oral sex. May also occur in a medical environment. (see example 3)

1 - (after oral sex) "Wow, your spunk tastes fantastic, so light and refreshing!"

"Thank you for the cumpliment."

2 - (Post ejaculation) "I have never seen so much jizz, it's like geyser just erupted

in your pants"

This is an indirect cumpliment

3- (Doctor) "Mr Johnson your sperm count is well about average, congratulations on your virility"

"Cheers for the cumpliment doc"

by Mr. Drake October 27, 2013

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