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Similar to cockblocking except this is where a friend steers your penis away from a vagina you most likely cannot get into and points it towards a vagina that actually does want your penis.

Mitch: Yo mang I'm gonna slam your sister tonight!
Kyle: Eww dude, she doesn't even want your penis. Maybe you should try going for my mom, shes been talking about you ever since she walked in on you in the shower!
Mitch: You're right, thanks for cocksteering me into your mom.

by Pure_Awesome January 12, 2011

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Cocky Little Flamer

{kok-ee lit-l fley-mer}
-adjective, -noun

Used to describe a tiny and annoying person who thinks highly of himself and usually resembles a homosexual hobbit who is only capable of growing a moustache or goatee.
This person usually enjoys engaging in sexual acts (blowjobs, rimjobs, taking it in the pooper, etc.) with other males in order to recharge his 'cockiness' or may simply use his flamboyant ways to annoy people.

Hafiz: Hey Mitch did you hear about that guy who was annoying everybody with offers of free rimjobs in the library?! Hopefully somebody tases that idiot.

Mitch: Yea man, I think that may have been that Kyle guy... Pretty unbelievable that they even allow Cocky Little Flamers like that in the library.

Hafiz: Word.

by Pure_Awesome January 19, 2011

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Cumpromise

Pronounced {kuhm-pruh-mahyz}
noun, verb, -mised, -mising

-noun
1. a settlement of affairs reached through somebody cumming on something, with the 'something' usually being a person.

-verb
1. the act of settling a disagreement by cumming on somebody or something.

Mitch: Hey Phil, your mom and I had a disagreement last night about who got to be on top.
Phil: Okay... why are you telling me this?
Mitch: I just wanted you to know we eventually came to a cumpromise, and it was fantastic! I gave in and let her ride me and it was sooo good that we both cumpromised in 10 minutes! Awesome eh!
Phil: But I thought you said you were going to take care of Jeff's mom last night?
Mitch: Yea I did, but I'll tell you about that once she's walking again...

by Pure_Awesome January 14, 2011

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