Cumpromise

Pronounced {kuhm-pruh-mahyz}
noun, verb, -mised, -mising

-noun
1. a settlement of affairs reached through somebody cumming on something, with the 'something' usually being a person.

-verb
1. the act of settling a disagreement by cumming on somebody or something.

Mitch: Hey Phil, your mom and I had a disagreement last night about who got to be on top.
Phil: Okay... why are you telling me this?
Mitch: I just wanted you to know we eventually came to a cumpromise, and it was fantastic! I gave in and let her ride me and it was sooo good that we both cumpromised in 10 minutes! Awesome eh!
Phil: But I thought you said you were going to take care of Jeff's mom last night?
Mitch: Yea I did, but I'll tell you about that once she's walking again...

Cumpromise by Pure_Awesome January 15, 2011

Compromised to a permanent end 

Being killed, as coined by WWE superstar John Cena.

The President has just announced that we have caught and compromised to a permanent end Osama bin Laden.

Compromised to a permanent end by themib May 25, 2011

GOP Compromise 

A type of oxymoron.

Ask for more then you target amount of concessions from the opposition party. Then argue down to you what you originally wanted to begin with giving the illusion of compromise.

Billy wanted a cookie so he demand three from his mother. She said no, so he made a GOP Compromise and ask for one cookie. Not wanting to see a melt-down his mom gave him one cookie.

GOP Compromise by Libertatis October 3, 2013

GOP Compromise 

A type of oxymoron.

Ask for more then your target amount of concessions from the opposition party. Then argue down to you what you originally wanted to begin with giving the illusion of compromise.

Billy wanted a cookie so he demand three from his mother. She said no, so he made a GOP Compromise and ask for one cookie. Not wanting to see a melt down his mom gave him one cookie.

GOP Compromise by Libertatis October 3, 2013

Republican compromise

The act of tricking someone more powerful than you into giving you what you say you want, and then throwing said item on the ground (metaphorically or for real) and spitting in their face.

Thanks, Obama, for giving us some tax cuts and taking out stuff that you wanted... but we're not gonna vote for your stimulus bill anyway. None of us. That's what we call a "Republican compromise". Sucker!

Republican compromise by HavenB January 29, 2009

2/7 Compromise 

The 2/7 compromise was established in 1818, to allow residents of the state known as Illinois to be considered partial people. The compromise was created after much arguing in meeting with Illinois and Wisconsin residents. (although most of the arguing was between the FIBs). After 14 days of nonstop meetings, the 2/7 compromise was created. Although many Wisconsin residents disagreed with allowing them privileges, the majority of them agreed that they need a couple rights.

The 2/7 compromise includes the following rights to FIBs:
* The right to drive on Wisconsin freeways, but must pay speeding tickets regularly.

* The right to vote in Illinois State elections.
* The right to Kenosha.
* The right to visit Mars Cheese Castle.

Although these rights were established to allow Illinois residents to be considered partial people, it does not cover FIBs from Itasca. Unfortunately they were unable to show at the meeting and thus were not allowed to take part in the compromise.

-Why is that FIB driving on I94
-They won that in the 2/7 Compromise
- Oh yeah that's right.

2/7 Compromise by Power Play January 25, 2011

The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877

An interracial familial scuffle between two villages in Guadalajara, Mexico that may or may not been caused by land disputes and pink slips, some believe. While others believe it concerned water rights, baby daddy drama/custody battles, land sharks, future development of casinos in the state of Massachusetts, as well as Jimmy Hoffa, that may or may not have been resolved and GREATLY compromised upon.

Nobody REALLY knows for sure.

What we DO know, however, is that in 1877 thirty-seven donkeys, some tin dinnerware, and a loom passed between the families as payment for...something.

Some paleontologists conjecture that The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 led to the Spanish American War in 1898, although this is highly disputed among notable intellectuals as they have no evidence of any kind to support their outlandish theories.

There is a tasteful, understated monument dedicated to those who lost their lives in this brave struggle for compromise-ination located in Beaufort, Illinois

Phillip: "Hey Hank how did you do on the Dr. Cobblepot's history exam"
Hank: "Well Phillip I'll tell ya, I got all of them right except for the one about The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"



"I, You, He / She / It, We, You, They / Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877"

The Great Mexican Do-Ahblay Compromise of 1877 by simplygleful March 29, 2009