contraceptives

A contraceptive is s form of "Child Prevention". Methods include;

A Condom: A rubber sock for you knob.
A Diaphram: A rubber dam for your ladies love box.
The Pill: Easier than a cheap chav tart, cheaper than an 'E'
Abstinance: The art of not shagging if you aint old/responsible enough.

The Chav species has dramatically grown as a result of smack-heads not knowing about contraceptives. The time has come for the government to either teach people about contraceptives or cut of evey chavs dick.

by ConcreteMonkey February 3, 2005

side bitch contract

The side bitch contract states : The side bitch will have no contact with the "main" (wife, girlfriend etc...) you will not complain on February 14th about a fucking card or candy (you're a side bitch, you get dick...that's it!!) NO feelings shall become of the adventures of the male/female parties involved. As a side bitch, you must respect the hours of "calling" and return texts ASAP.

Guy : You remember the terms of the side bitch contract, right??

Girl : Yeah, now when we hooking up?!

by supernovaRED July 13, 2014

Contract Marriage

A marriage to a military member strictly for that member to collect BAH and BAS. Often times there is no obligation to the spouse.

She got a contract marriage just so she could get out of the barraks and get that extra money. she better hope her command doesnt find out!

by Dracco February 19, 2009

Central Washington University

The school where 9 dumbass freshmen who couldn't hold their alchohol got the popular drink Four Loko banned in Washington state for 120 days, all because they don't know how to drink.

Upperclassmen #1: Hey man, let's go get some Four Loko for the party tonight!

Upperclassmen #2: Nah, we can't! Some stupid freshmen at Central Washington University blacked out and almost died because they thought they knew how to drink!

Upperclassmen #1: Stupid freshmen, always ruining everything...

by scatmandatman December 13, 2010

glasgow central

a place where young scene kids from the city of glasgow can hang about. though really, its a train station, GROW UP.

"aw mon we need tae get tae scentroo tae do our makeup an chat aboot oli sykkes then have a sip of lambrini n pretend tae be mwi & no even inhale ma jakey mayfair smooths properly. a mean fs glasgow central is the place tae beee"

by rufussss June 16, 2008

Premature ventricular contractions

When your heart skips a beat. Usually because of a person you are interested in.

I like that boy so much. He gives me premature ventricular contractions everytime I see him.

by roaritsme January 4, 2012

Contradick

When someone says something that goes completely against the grain of another thing they have previously said or claimed to believe, and in the process of contradicting themselves, they also achieve the feat of looking like a total dick.

Paul-Hey George would you like a hotdog>

George-No man I'm a complete vegitarian, unless they are 100% Angus imported from the Sudetenland, which I'm pretty sure your ass cant afford.

Henry-Dude, you're a total Contradick

by In.The.AM July 12, 2012