stoop chimp

Another word for porch monkey

Look at all these stoop chimps

by 10yearniggas March 12, 2019

Premature Chimulation

The early execution of an alarm, bell, electronic tone or device used to measure time or call organized meetings or events to begin or end. The early execution can occur whether by improper programming or human error.

"President James rang the closing bell early, not allowing the Superintendent to talk, and the premature chimulation resulted in disorder within the club."

by Voiceless Speaker June 27, 2019

Gomp Chimp

An expression of the simultaneous pressing of mortality and freedom of immortality, especially when induced by asphyxiation.

"Dude he couldn't stop laughing, she had to pull the bag off his head.
Gomp Chimp."

by JamminSalmon May 1, 2021

Bag Chimp

A "Bag Chimp" is a person or persons that are purely about WHATS IN THE BAG that can help me without any regard to anyone or anything, a selfish fool

That Bag Chimp didn't care about there family at all, only looking out for themselves. I can't believe he brought that Bag Chimp here asking for handouts

by Big Daddy JP February 16, 2022

Chocolate Chimp

Originated from a menu item that was a chocolate and banana smoothie, but has now evolved into a term used to insult a person with color.

I would like to order a Chocolate Chimp, but hang the chimp, please.

by Vermilionsbv April 14, 2022

scuffing the chimp

a term for male masturbation

"Not answering the phone...he must be scuffing the chimp"

by snoutliketrout January 5, 2010

Buffing the chimp

The art of male masturbation once you mature enough to realize its cheaper to keep her and you resort to a regular schedule of buffing the chimp instead of chasing strange tail .

Lou took a half a day again today, I bet he's home buffing the chimp.

by Slump Daddy January 24, 2014