by Techn9ne June 2, 2003

when you buy a care bear and proceed to masturbate at mcdonalds while ordering a large coke when you get your large coke you then proceed to ejaculate in your large coke and tip it onto your care bear you then proceed to eat the bear and vomit onto a nearby sheep
by rocking peoples domes 24/7 bro May 1, 2014

by Td August 1, 2016

Care-switch, n. - a switch in the male brain that, in a majority of men, malfunctions frequently. It controls the male's ability to give a fuck about people they love, predominantly females. In most cases, the male's switch will randomly flip to reverse, causing the male to become a distant asshat that can no longer shows signs of love, kindness, or caring towards special people in their lives. This unfortunate component of a male's brain causes distress to those the male used to care about. The only way to avoid care-switch related drama is to disassociate oneself from any kind of male contact, regardless of one's gender.
Girl: He broke my heart for no reason! He said he loved me thousands of times, but in just a few days he stopped caring about me completely! What's wrong with him?!
Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.
Girl 2: His care-switch just got flipped. Happens all the fuckin' time.
by I'll Watch You Burn March 5, 2012

Non-existant fictional character invoked to punctuate a person's lack of sympathy for their current situation.
Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.
Invocation of the Care Fairy may be accentuated with glitter, confetti, or other things of that nature.
Man: You didn't clean the living room!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!
Woman: I just got home from work and you've been home all day...Look! It's the Care Fairy! See her sprinkling care everywhere?!
by MissHunty December 24, 2008

by Montymouse4 June 24, 2022

Similar to care, care cup, care face and care box.
Used in informal conversation.
Say it in a sarcastic tone when you really don't care about something.
Used in informal conversation.
Say it in a sarcastic tone when you really don't care about something.
by Heather (: January 9, 2009
