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Revision Coma

You've reached exam time and you definitely should have been revising up to this point so you arrive at the inevitable result of having to force yourself into a deep state of learnings. The coma is usually brought on by a deep sense of fear and usually occurs after a fortnight of procrastination.
Man, I didn't revise at all over the last two weeks off, now I've slipped into a revision coma

*On exam day* I only started revising last night, I didn't sleep at all even though I was in a revision coma
by asb3stos May 18, 2010
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snackers coma

Snack food eating induced coma
A snackers coma is when you start eating something, such as a large bag of potato crisps, and you start reading the fridge/wall/cork board/newspaper and then you 'wake up' from your snakers coma and realise that you have eaten the WHOLE BAG. The chance of this happens increases exponentionally when under the influence of recreational drink or drugs.
by WIFE OF KEITH JOHN February 3, 2010
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Coma Shot

When you give or receive a head butt followed by a dutch oven.
I just got hit with a coma shot
by qwindy January 1, 2011
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Oklahoma Coma

When a man inserts his erect penis into another person's mouth (forceable oral sodomy )while they are passed out. If you are in Oklahoma and the recipient of this is passed out drunk, this is legal. Thus the name.

Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!
Let's get that tramp all saucy and have us an Oklahoma coma party, I'm first!
by TDGSR April 29, 2020
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cum coma

After sex u jus wanna sleep. This lethargic state is known by few as a "cum coma" ... Out.
"I bet he got some action last night."
"Yeh? but she was so hot."
"Yes mate. Lucky bugger."
"So what you think... He's down the pub?
"Naa. He's in a cum coma...
by Jason Howard February 22, 2008
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coma wedding

A Coma Wedding is when an individual suffering with a coma or within a comatic state is married binding within a court of law by an agreement of the patients Power of Attorney, family, and significant other after filing said paperwork through the local disticts juridiction.
As In "Samantha and James are finally getting married! It's sad to still see James on the venilator; the whole affair will have to be a coma wedding, but is sure is grand seeing Samantha so happy with that diamond that his estate can afford!"
by Gralkor December 9, 2008
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Green Coma

A long, coma-like sleep induced by cannabis.
I fell into a green coma last night and slept past all of my morning classes.
by mp36 November 12, 2009
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