cuntching

cuntching is where one takes his or her fist and punches a person in the vagina/cunt.

Guy1: Man my girlfriends been a real bitch lately..

Guy2: Dude what that hoe needs is a good cuntching! Grow a pair and straighten that bitch out.

by Mr. Cuntching June 25, 2010

Clam Crunching

slang for the sexual act of two or more females bumping their vaginas together in a violent, scissoring fashion

Guy: "Danielle, how was your clam crunching upstairs?"
Danielle: "Probably the roughest two hours of my life ... There were like eight other girls there."

by Nody Cowlin May 9, 2011

High Life Clothing

A gay low budget wannabe Taylor Gang clothing brand.

Who still wears Rocawear? It's better than wearing High Life Clothing

by STARxPLAYA March 4, 2011

Clenching

A neo-modern activity, involving the act of heterosexual men attending a homosexual nightclub with friends, traditionally for cheap drinks and the prospect of meeting an attractive woman with experimental tendencies. In doing this, the man often has to awkwardly reject the advances of drunk homosexual men, and hence 'clenching' their bumcheeks together.

Can be justified in conversation by shrugging shoulders and saying "YOLO."

"Hey, what are you doing tonight?"

"I'm going clenching with some friends"

"Ha, good luck.."

by Leeroy von Clenchencheek September 27, 2012

Crotching

A term used in lieu of masturbation.

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."

by R. Cahill May 3, 2008

Crutching

It is like planking, except where you hang your body straight down in the air and are held up by something underneath your arms. COPYRIGHTED B.M.H.

"Hey! Wanna go planking?!" -Loser
"NO." -Cool person
"Owling..?" -Loser
"Planking and owling are so lame.. Lets go crutching!" -Cool Person
"YES.THEN I WILL BE SO COOL" -Loser
Truth^^

by DuhhCoolCrutcher. August 1, 2011

Churching

Doing anything related to church. This includes but is not limited to: going to church, attending church, attending highschool/college group, going to Passion or other christian concerts, and serving the poor with members of the church. Someone who is in the act of churching on most occasions will not leave and is therefore useless to non-churching friends.

Alex: "Hey guys we have an extra ticket to see Iron Maiden, who should we invite?"

Travis: "Lets see if Bryan can go."

Alex: "There's no point he's too busy churching right now."

by Henry Litchford December 5, 2011