'fuck-off' bonus

Bonus so big you can give up your job.

"- the difference between what they would call a 'fuck-off' bonus or something more modest" - from "How Do We Fix This Mess by Robert Peston

by johnbo August 8, 2014

a biggity bonus

A bonus of supreme order. The biggest bonus there is.

Man1 to Man2: Shit! you just won a new car!
Man2: A biggity bonus!

by a giggity November 11, 2003

double bonus

The act of fisting a girl in the ass and the pussy at the same time. Bonus. Leaving no free hand to donkey punch you have to kick her in the back of the head. Double bonus.

AJ had Dani maxed out until he realised he was still wearing his boots. So he lifted his foot up and went for the double bonus.

by ColonelAngus November 19, 2005

Monkey Bonus

n. 100 points is awarded to you when you kill a monkey.

Note: this also works on monkees.

Katelyn steadied her rifle and shot the monkey, awarding her the monkey bonus.

by Awesomeman123 October 3, 2008

Toaster bonus

The burnt crumbs that accumulate at the bottom of your toaster. Occasionally will emanate that burnt smell throughout your kitchen even though what you're trying to cook really isn't burning.

"I had a nice pile of toaster bonus on my counter after trying to dislodge a stuck bagel."

by Sakoesis October 18, 2008

Double Bonus

While in your session of taking a poop or dump, you decide to double bonus and masturbate while still on the toilet.

Dude I took the nicest dump, and then it turned into a double bonus.

by Cohack7 August 11, 2014

teacher bonus

Teachers will receive a bonus by helping a special student in a special way.

Ms. Rose helped johnny out after class and received a teacher bonus .

by Ms. Teacher November 29, 2016