blumpkin smoothy

Punching a grumpy (pooping) Whilst getting a gagger (head) from someone with no teeth.

Your grandma gave me a blumpkin smoothy after watching The Golden Girls while your Grandpa was passed out on the couch.

by Funny Pants February 9, 2010

blumpkinbating

Jerking off when taking a shit.

I love blumpkinbating all over Katie Morgans Face!

by M4r50cc1 November 18, 2009

Rose Blumpkin

Basicallly while you are getting a blumpkin you are reading a magazine and smoking a cigarette.

Tony: Yesterday I was taking a shit, smoking and reading a magazine and got my first Rose Blumpkin

by twisters May 8, 2009

Ultra Blumpkin

The act of receiving oral-sex while having explosive diarrhea.

Guy: Dude, your sister got drunk and gave me an Ultra Blumpkin last night.

by Gettin' A. Beejay March 21, 2010

blumpkin

Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.

There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.

by blumpkinmaster January 9, 2008

blumpkin forearm shiver

When the person who just received a blumpkin puts their arm elbow deep in the toilet and then closelines the person who just gave them the blumpkin.

Ben was enraged that Kristie used her teeth when he climaxed on the can so he immediatly gave her a blumpkin forearm shiver to let her know who's boss.

by C Floods July 7, 2006

Glass Bottom Blumpkin

The fine European art of performing the Glass Bottom Blumpkin includes 2 females, 1 male, and a roll of stick or non-stick saran wrap. The male receives a ravaging blow job from one female, whilst the other female, laying on her backside with her dome piece saran wrapped (stick or non-stick), places her face strategically under the male's external anal sphincter. As the male approaches the ultimate climax, he sprays his doo doo butter on the second females saran wrapped dome piece.

At a social event, Nathan explains to Hari last night's turn of events.
(Hari): Yo man what happened with those two bitches last night? Jill looked all disturbed this morning.
(Nathan): OH YEAH! That bitch and her friend gave me a Glass Bottom Blumpkin last night!
(Hari): NO WAY!
(Nathan): Yeah man, I put saran wrap on Jill's face and she laid down under my asshole, then, Pam gave me an amazing blow job while i shat immaculately on Jill's head.
(Hari):....

by Hari and Nathan September 6, 2007