ghetto blaster

a car. usually baught before 2000.
To be considered a TRUE ghetto blaster, it must show at least two (3) of the following qualities:

-paint chipping
-hydrolics
-major carpet stains
-interior cloth (ie. ceiling, seats) is torn
-bullet holes on exterior
-has been keyed
-bras, thongs, or other undergarments protruding from doors or trunk
-at least 2 lights that don't work
-that mexican song as a horn
-squeaky brakes
-random backfires
-tape deck, no cd player
-etc.

Damn that ghetto blaster be pumpin. Shaniqua is damn fine in that mobile. I'd like to pull up to her bumper, and slap that monkey.

by G-ret January 26, 2006

ass blaster

Putting 3/4 of your arm up a girls ass (from behind), then hooking the young lady in the stomach as you remove aforementioned arm. Thus inciting a landslide of feces from her rectum.

There is so muche shit here there must have been an ass blaster.

by Durty Brian, and the Dank Fist Fuckers July 26, 2003

skeet blaster

when you skeet in multiple directions very quickly for 5 seconds at the most

i skeet blaster the wall to form a picture of your mom

by terror of death December 28, 2007

Strictly a Blaster

A blasssstteeeerr: One who generally just FBs, goes to Chicago and blasters' in Wrigleyville or at Soldier Field; may travel abroad and use stronger Jameson but stays around ubiquitous Irish Pubs; roots for the lesser of NY teams; plays dimes and blasts; he above all, makes facial expressions that read 'whatta blaster'.

"He was playing dimes, and after he got a dime in his beer, he slammed it and wouldn't stop acting like ''Strictly a Blaster''.

by StarAreEn July 09, 2009

Douche Blaster

A male who just can’t help but have jackass or douche baggery comments spew from his mouth like a fire hose on a fairly constant and embarrassing basis.

"Dude this is why i don't take you places because you can't keep your mouth shut for five seconds. your such a Douche Blaster!"

by Bradley the third December 02, 2009

popo blaster

the act of swiftly kicking a man in the scrotum from behind when he is unaware

I gave Steve a popo blaster yesterday. He is in a lot of pain today.

by brucewillislova August 16, 2011

sinus blaster

The resultant cleaning of one's sinuses after an explosive sneeze with your mouth closed

"Wow, George, did you just fart out of your nose?"

"Nope. That was just another sinus blaster."

by emmaruby March 21, 2008