beefymess's definitions

sand blaster

Large anal expulsion of gastrointestinal gasses post coitus on any sand covered coastline.

do you really need an example? O.k.:

"my girl was riding me on the beach, and I totally pulled a sand blaster!!"

by beefymess September 2, 2009

Doopie Doopie

Someone who is not too terribly bright. Intelligent enough to get by, but a space ranger most of the time.

Man. That guy is a real Doopie Doopie! If he had half a brain, he'd be dangerous.

by beefymess June 11, 2014