bearded clam

bushy vagina

man shes got a fuckin' bearded clam

by gaz April 4, 2003

overly confident beard guy

a certain species of loser, with vast amounts of self confidence due to the follicles from his beard reaching into his brain and forcing him to act like a tosser.

person: oh hi how are you

overly confident beard guy:oh man like i was reading watchmen and combing my beard, surrounded by hot pussy, me me me me me oh did i mention im really cool zany and original! cali-forn-i- ay here i come!!!

person: oh right anyway im er going over here byeee.

by fahey123 March 30, 2009

bearded ax wound

slang for a vagina

by Anonymous September 19, 2003

beardcore

A new sub-genre of music, started in America, which comprises of so called "Happy Hardcore" metal music. The songs are lyrically sung rather than shouted, but all the major ideals from metal are there (the double pedal, drop tuned guitars, breakdowns.) The only major difference is the songs are played in a major (or "happy") key. Beardcore is attached to this small sub-genre, because of the leading band, Four Year Strong (Who together have more hair than a sheep)

"Hey dude, you checked out this beardcore band?"
"OMG they're so rad, I gotta buy their merch and grow a beard to beat them!"

by jon_sparky March 28, 2009

Wigger Beard

An extremely thin, really gay looking beard resembling a chin strap. This is embodied by the Gotti boys and Jason from "The Hills". And white boys wearing tall tees.

I was chillin on the beach the other day and was wafted by a horrible hairspray smell, turned and looked at this kid with a wigger beard.

by So Faaannny September 12, 2008

bearded clam

womans genitalia

by nick April 11, 2003

Magic beard man

God

More than 75% of the world's population believes in the magic beard man.

by candy ass May 15, 2009