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Butthole Moment

To talk about embarrassing or awkward moments that everyone potentially go through.
I’ve got a butt, and it’s a butthole and it’s stinky down there.

Awww that’s embarrassing, what a butthole moment!
by Manchildcave June 13, 2019
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butthole turbulence

The act of having the most violent shits. So violent that you literally feel that your diarrhea will propel you to 10,000 Ft above sea level.
"I got arrested for flying in a restricted air space. That's how bad the butthole turbulence was."
by sasquatchordie June 17, 2013
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Blizzard in a butthole

It's where a bunch of guys masturbate over an asshole, and when they cum, all their fluids go in a butthole, giving the blizzard it's name.
Yo that girls such a hoe, I bet she'll enjoy a blizzard in a butthole!
by imhypershadow April 5, 2017
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josh's butthole

moist, salty, saucy, bleached, organic, sunbathed, smooth, hard, rubbery, wet, dry, erotic , all words to describe josh's butthole, you will never find anything more majestic on earth, or anywhere else. its like a giant horse penis, but its a butthole, and its josh's.
person 1:hey homes u seen josh's butthole lately.
person 2: nah man whats it like.
person 1: cra cra yo
by maaaaaaaaaaaan June 3, 2016
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Butthole street

A slang term made up by Blake Batchelor, you say it when annoyed at something.
Mitchell: did that hurt when I killed you eith my diamond sword?

Blake: Yea, it hurt like butthole street
Mitchell: but saathwik be like 👨 ❤️ 💋 👨🤣
by Whoisjoe?? September 9, 2019
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Butthole Bandits

A church group that uses unorthodox methods to create holiness and promote anti-sin lifestyles.

Some of the methods include cinching, which involves closure of the anus in order to achieve the anti-sin lifestyle.

Using the butthole brigade (the elite enforcers of the butthole bandits) they preach door to door in residential Australia.
The Butthole Bandits came to my door last Tuesday and I’m thinking of joining!
by Pyjama pants January 1, 2020
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butthole lover

Someone who loves buttholes

And is sexually attracted to them
by Ivan7oh7 March 13, 2018
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