weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.

Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.

by Weaponized Dank Ootism November 3, 2018

autismtimistic

autism -noun
and
optimistic -adj

create autismtimistic.

he was generally hard to convince, being autistic, but eventually he wasn't so negative, he got autismtimistic , but then just went back to being negative. maybe next time his auptimism will make it all the way through.

by ryan0mega October 8, 2008

Autism potatoes

3 slutty potatoes, on the spectrum #elitemembersonly

Oooo look at that girl, must be one of the autism potatoes #sheselite

by Autism potatoessss January 24, 2020

altimo

derogatory term for an objectum sexual or someone who has sexual feelings for an inanimate objects.

I saw mike with his penis in the tailpipe of his car, confirming my belief he was an altimo.

by EatMoreSoMa February 11, 2012

autismanoid

the biggest fuckin autist in the world.

Hayden Bryan, what an autismanoid

by who000knows January 18, 2018

autism

A style of smart brains in which the person takes things at face value, and sees the beauty in the superficial appearance of things and not its deeper, more spiritual meaning. It is not a disease, a disability, or a disorder, it is actually an ability. It is not the symptom of taking things literally and it is not a stereotype in any way, nor is it necessarily quirky. I was myself diagnosed with Asperger's which is a type of autism, it is not an illness and it is not crazy, mad or insane, and must be celebrated as such. An example of autism is misunderstanding what another autist says to them in the lines of something very complicated when it is simply not the case at all, or forming subjective opinions when in time you will realize that it is all true with everything the autist just said.

I have autism.
Religion is sooo autistic. :)
Jim Carrey has autism.

by badmouth December 20, 2018

millennial autism

Millenial autism is a serious disease that many children have. People like Danielle Brogolli is a perfect example of this and was the first well recorded patient. Since then people lile lil tay, woah vickey, lil pump, 6ix 9ine, and many others have contracted this disease. Currently the only cure is death, but researchers are working day and night to find a cure. Syptoms include:
Claiming to be trapping on the block
Listening to trash mumble rap

Claiming to be from the hood

And lastly if they start speaking weird.

I'm sorry Your son had Millennial Autism

by Somekid 11 August 20, 2018