Charm Alarm

When something that is said or done is so annoyingly cute and charming that an alarm starts chiming so loud, it can be heard transiently regardless of geographical location!

Gabriella said she would send Stella snacks for her period so Stella heard the charm alarm ringing!

by AnonymouSaurus November 30, 2021

Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.

Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

dick alarm clock

You know the dick alarm clock has gone off when your sexy ass boyfriend wakes you up from a dead sleep with an erect and rather large penis.

My boyfriend woke me up this morning with the dick alarm clock. I love morning sex. It's gonna be a GOOD day!!

by Peanut76 January 5, 2014

cunt alarm

What goes off when in the vicinity of a grade A cunt of the first water.

Sorry Mr Cruise, could you not sit so close as you keep setting off my cunt alarm.

by KyralTim February 13, 2008

false alarm

fake, fraud,not true

i bust my gun man dats a false alarm

by 215 rider June 9, 2011

fire alarm

A practical joke involving the rude awakening of a person from a sleep by way of screaming "FIRE!FIRE" You will also need 1 person to situate his ass slightly above the victims face before waking him with the alarm. When the victim sits up to get out of bed, his face and nose will slam into the waiting anus of the guy above him.
A true work of art to behold.

Person 1: FIRE!FIRE!
Victim:(sits up into ass){Muffled noise}MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Person 2:HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Person 1:HAHAHAHAHAHA!You totally got fire alarmed!
Person 2: What a bitch!

by Sean F. July 28, 2008

roman alarm clock

when you do a roman helmet (aka place your penis between a girls eyes so that it looks like she's wearing a helmet) and she wakes up to the view of penis in the morning.

"the bitch was sleeping so i decided to wake her with the ol' roman alarm clock"

by nonono November 29, 2007