Pulling an Eric Trump

To make an egregiously untrue statement about oneself as though it were fact.

Person A: I have a 75 inch cock.
Person B: I fart actual gold.
Person C: “I wake up at 4:30 in the morning every single morning. I say the Pledge of Allegiance’ to my 5 year old and my 3 year old. Then I say the Lord’s Prayer, then I say 2 other family prayers. That’s how I live a clean, positive life.”

Person D: "All 3 of y'all are pulling an Eric Trump. But especially you, Person C."

Pulling an Eric Trump by UhDoubleUpUhUh December 11, 2022

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At Least I Didn't Support Trump

This is a manifesto statement that you can fire back at anyone who insults you, criticizes you, abuses you or puts you down. It's a statement of STRENGTH and CHARACTER. It affirms that you use your brain instead of falling for any loudmouth hypocritical hateful egomaniac. It means that you never have and never will recognize Donnie Douchebag Jerk TraitorTrashTrump the immoral immature ill-mannered fascist racist sexist daughter-molesting SMF as a President of the USA or even as a human being. It means that you don't fall for false messiahs, Trumpster did say he was the 'Chosen One' after all. It means that you have more morals, maturity and scruples than the person who is badmouthing you. This assumption has NOTHING to do with partisan or political issues, it's a moral and ethical one. Trump is a quisling, a puppet of Putin, a Russian sputnik, and a shrieking scowling Caligula antichrist with a personality cult that hangs like a thick gloomy cloud. When you say this phrase, you are stating that you are an American who supports our Constitution and the freedoms it encompasses. It means you embrace the diversity of what makes America great. It means that you are nobody's fool, not a sucker, not a dumb stooge and that you think for yourself - that you are not an easily impressed ignorant starfucker. And attempting to overthrow the government after losing an election is NEVER cool.

1. Teacher: Billy Idle, why are you so lazy? You didn't read the assignment, did ya? You're not good for anything!

Billy Idle: At least I didn't support Trump.

(watch the teacher's face get red with embarrassment)

2. Dad (screaming to his daughter): You're not going out with Pinky Paul and that's that! I didn't raise you to be dating a lunkhead like him! He's a loser!

Sussudio: At least I didn't support Trump.

Dad: Arrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3. When somebody is itching for a fight with you, just tell that moron 'At least I didn't support Trump', and that stupid cretin will probably leave you alone because you told him that you ain't a clod - that you're not dumber than a brick like he is.

At Least I Didn't Support Trump by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 24, 2023

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Trump Boobs

Large boobs, to the extent that the woman who has them is more desirable because of them. When a woman who would otherwise merely be attractive has very large breasts which put her among the most attractive women, she has trump boobs.

Kelly and Annie would be equally cute, but Kelly has trump boobs, so she's hotter.

Trump Boobs by Tweeples August 3, 2012