7 definitions by Tweeples
Someone who is so addicted to Tinder that whenever they get bored, they message a new person for a hook-up.
"Jamie is such a tinder ho, she has a match for every single day of the year."
"Wow, some people don't even have that many Facebook friends."
"Wow, some people don't even have that many Facebook friends."
by Tweeples November 26, 2014
Large boobs, to the extent that the woman who has them is more desirable because of them. When a woman who would otherwise merely be attractive has very large breasts which put her among the most attractive women, she has trump boobs.
by Tweeples August 4, 2012
A shipping term for two characters/people who should get it on, but should not be together in any other way.
Swan Queen is definitely a HOTP.
by Tweeples April 26, 2013
Someone that you would hook up with when you can't get with your first choice. The name is a reference to when you were a little kid and you went to the pet store and you wanted something cute, like a puppy or a bunny or a kitty, but your mom said NO, so you got a stupid little hamster instead.
He's totally my second choice hamster, so I only went to see him for a few minutes after I got with the guy I really like.
by Tweeples June 5, 2013
Jamie Dornan is Irishous.
by Tweeples May 9, 2013
by Tweeples February 29, 2012
Cyril is being such a douchedrugaholic... he is hopped up on PKs and telling me that he never cared about me.
by Tweeples September 17, 2013