Definitions by Tweeples

tinder ho 

Someone who is so addicted to Tinder that whenever they get bored, they message a new person for a hook-up.

"Jamie is such a tinder ho, she has a match for every single day of the year."
"Wow, some people don't even have that many Facebook friends."

tinder ho by Tweeples November 26, 2014

douchedrugaholic 

Someone who is addicted to drugs and alcohol who acts like a douchebag because of it.

Cyril is being such a douchedrugaholic... he is hopped up on PKs and telling me that he never cared about me.

douchedrugaholic by Tweeples September 16, 2013

second choice hamster 

Someone that you would hook up with when you can't get with your first choice. The name is a reference to when you were a little kid and you went to the pet store and you wanted something cute, like a puppy or a bunny or a kitty, but your mom said NO, so you got a stupid little hamster instead.

He's totally my second choice hamster, so I only went to see him for a few minutes after I got with the guy I really like.

second choice hamster by Tweeples June 5, 2013

Irishous

The quality of being both Irish and delicious.

Jamie Dornan is Irishous.

Irishous by Tweeples May 9, 2013

HOTP 

A shipping term for two characters/people who should get it on, but should not be together in any other way.

Swan Queen is definitely a HOTP.

HOTP by Tweeples April 25, 2013

Trump Boobs 

Large boobs, to the extent that the woman who has them is more desirable because of them. When a woman who would otherwise merely be attractive has very large breasts which put her among the most attractive women, she has trump boobs.

Kelly and Annie would be equally cute, but Kelly has trump boobs, so she's hotter.

Trump Boobs by Tweeples August 3, 2012

Christmas crunk 

The state of being very crunk, on or near Christmas.

She was so Christmas crunk coming home from the ugly sweater party that she crashed her car.

Christmas crunk by Tweeples May 25, 2012