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Shoer

(pronounced SHOE-err) A sarcastic way of saying sure, if they make an excuse for something that's bullshit.
Bill: I'll meet you at the bar at 10
Rick: Alright, see you there

The next day

B: Way to ditch man!
R: Sorry, my mom's in the hospital!
B: Shoer, shoer she is.
by Sneakys15 April 27, 2010
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shoger

A giant, smelly ogre like creature that lives in a swamp. They usually spend the day cheddaring chunions.
Bro, I was walking through the woods and I saw a huge shoger!
by longrodtittysprinkles March 31, 2020
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Syncing slower than the titanic

Technology/computing-based pun: it took nearly 3 hours for the Titanic to sink on April 14th 1912 so the pun can be used when files take longer than expected to sync.

Sync is the homophone of sink.

Sync being the abbreviation for synchronization or the process of keeping dataset copies consistant between one another in a computer system/network.

Sink meaning for something to go below the surface of water.
Jacob: Wow it's taking 3 hours for my files to sync with the network when it should have only taken 1 hour!
Jillian: Well you can say it's syncing slower than the titanic.
Jacob: Ah nice computer geek pun there!
by awesomagic November 14, 2011
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showder

A deep Mississippian spelling of "shoulder", that often gets confused with shower.
When Racy Stacy was asked for a back rub, she replied "Would you also like a showder massage?" Confused by the southern accent i thought she had said something about clam chowder.
by Scope On a Rope May 12, 2008
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showet

When you try to type "shower" but type "showet" instead like a clown.
Speng: I just hopped out of the showet, good job
Alright: showet
Cyanellus: showet
Speng: showet
Music: showet
Shining: showet
by SpengleJon March 19, 2021
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showermangoolie

when something is so good, no other words can't discribe it
that T-Shirt is showermangoolie blud!!!!
by krunchie dj August 27, 2007
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Showering like a rape victim

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.
Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL
by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008
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