Shoer

(pronounced SHOE-err) A sarcastic way of saying sure, if they make an excuse for something that's bullshit.

Bill: I'll meet you at the bar at 10
Rick: Alright, see you there

The next day

B: Way to ditch man!
R: Sorry, my mom's in the hospital!
B: Shoer, shoer she is.

by Sneakys15 April 28, 2010

Two Shoer

When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.

Man I ate so much last night, I had an epic two shoer at work this morning.

by Big Swingin’ October 7, 2017