(pronounced SHOE-err) A sarcastic way of saying sure, if they make an excuse for something that's bullshit.
Bill: I'll meet you at the bar at 10
Rick: Alright, see you there
The next day
B: Way to ditch man!
R: Sorry, my mom's in the hospital!
B: Shoer, shoer she is.
Rick: Alright, see you there
The next day
B: Way to ditch man!
R: Sorry, my mom's in the hospital!
B: Shoer, shoer she is.
by Sneakys15 April 27, 2010
Get the Shoer mug.When pooping in a public restroom, it is common to throw your shoe over the stall when the lack of motion shuts the light off on you. A two shoer is such a good poop, the light cycles twice. This requires re-activation of the light with both shoes.
by Big Swingin’ October 11, 2017
Get the Two Shoer mug.a) An uncommon but acceptable alternative spelling of "shower". Primarily used in the UK, and tends to evoke confusion on vacations to California.
b) somebody who makes shoes
b) somebody who makes shoes
"my shoer hasnt been putting out hot water lately ..."
"I just got some slick new kicks custom-fitted down at the shoers this morning!"
"I just got some slick new kicks custom-fitted down at the shoers this morning!"
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