Brown Dalmation

When you ass fuck a chick, pull out and then use your cock to paint shit-dots on her face, like a dalmation.

Pamela turned around just as Johnson pulled his cock from her ass and greeted her with a Brown Dalmation.

by Louis Johnson November 8, 2006

brown soap

A discolouration of the soap on one's hand when washing ones ass. Usually caused by not wiping properly after one has had a shite.

Duder: DUDE! I got brown soap yesterday!
DUDE: What the hell is brown soap?
Duder: It's just shitty soap you get when you wash your crack after not wiping...
DUDE: THAT'S FUCKING SICK MAN.
Duder: DUDE, Whatever, it tastes better like that anyway.
DUDE: O_O

by GeorgeBizzle November 4, 2007

brown blur

sex move beginning with a blumpkin (taking a dump and receiving head at the same time) and ending by giving the girl a swirley while eating her out.

dude, you wont believe what i did to beth last night. i gave her a brown blur AND SHE LIKED IT.

by University of Memphis FUCK YEA October 21, 2008

brown noser

A person who acts favorably to his or her peers to gain stasis or fancy that will eventually be used to their advantage. Such as a raise, promotion, or acceptance in a group. Usually brown nosers will do anything to gain the approval of their person of choice. These people can also be described as losers because they can’t work for what they want, instead they play dirty and butter-up the boss/teacher/peer into getting what they want. Another word for this person is a shoe shiner or a rough translation of brown noser in Spanish is, an eye licker.

"Alvita immediately replied to Annette message, she is such a chamcha and a brown noser"

by Abdul Azziz October 4, 2015

potting brown

The act of chalking your cue with a water based lubricant, lining up the shot and striking the brown with an almighty white mass of tail sap or jizz.

Most of last night was spent potting brown.

by Mike Hunt August 15, 2003

Brown Trout

A sexual position in which sex is performed over an open toilet while the girl is taking a shit.

vb. -- Dude I totally brown trout'ed that chick last night, I was all like "dude I'm totally brown trouting this chick at the present moment!"

by Eff*Dat July 30, 2009

brown word

Shit, in a manner of speaking

That Amigo is a piece of shit!, If I dorve an Amigo, I'd kick my own ass. "Tom, you know how I feel about the brown word."

by Todd McCock April 27, 2006