Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the
night'. Not wanting to
rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had
food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine,
food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.
Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and
cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh
yes my dear? If you give me a
Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.