YOUR PUBES 

What Sweeney Todd shaves if you don't have a beard.

Customer: "Eh! - What're you doin'? What do you expect to shave down there?"

Sweeny: "YOUR PUBES"

YOUR PUBES by Oscar The Old Guy April 16, 2008

your stupid 

When your 11th grade math teacher yells at you and calls you "STUPID!", then you realize that your own teacher is 6ix9ine calling you STOOPID.

hey jonah your stupid

your stupid by use code 69 November 4, 2020

Your Not Wet 

A phrase "Jocks" say when dissing on another "Jock". Usually accompanied with "Your not hecka tricycle" and "Your not sick".

:Your retarded.

:Well your not wet!

Your Not Wet by The Jock 17 July 26, 2010

Your Gay 

An insult used only against Heterosexuals, usually in a playful manner. When said with randomly or as an act of defense, Usually by young boys, it’s genuine, or a flirt. Otherwise known as “I’m interested in you”

“I didn’t lose this match, Your gay!”
“Here’s my number josh, your gay.”

Your Gay by Your helpful Gal! March 13, 2021

your truth 

The truth as it is known and experienced by you. Often used mistakenly to mean your opinion.

Speak your truth. Don't let the Harvey Weinsteins of the world stop you.

your truth by Andthereforeshesawitch January 11, 2018

your girlfriend looks like my mom 

Basically it’s the new your mom gay, but as you know your mom looks like trash and so that persons girlfriend looks like trash as well

His new girflriend is super ugly don’t you think? “Your girlfriend looks like my mom.”

your girlfriend looks like my mom by HitsBluntGuy June 5, 2018

your mind

what i use to clean up after i masturbate

your mind is my cock wipe

your mind by Hassan February 10, 2004