Shredding Paper

The residual effects of a loose bowel movement after the initial flush of the toilet bowl.

Damn Brian the bowl looks like you shredding paper out cho asshole. Give a brother a courtesy flush next time!

by Assman329 July 26, 2024

No Paper

When someone has no money; A person that’s broke

Damn, Brandon Machin actually has no paper, what a shame!

by mr.nopaper February 21, 2025

Rock Paper Scissors

If you're really looking up the definition for something like Rock Paper Scissors you shouldn't even be here.

I could probably be doing something better with my time rather than looking up how to play Rock Paper Scissors on Urban Dictionary.

by TotalPogoGuy February 22, 2025

Bailey Page

The name for someone who never washes their lips

Person 1: omg that kiss was so good Bailey Page

by Akout6667 February 19, 2026

Toilet Paper Gutfish

The act of accidentally fingering your asshole due to thin ply toilet paper

Jeff looks like the kinda guy to Toilet Paper Gutfish himself for fun.

by Mungo fungo February 20, 2026

John page dumpasaurous

A John page dumpasaurous is when you see an ass you massive it melts your brain the only words you can utter after seeing it is (Fat, voluptuous, massive, huge, juicy, humongous, gigantic, immeasurable, ballistic, collosal, bombastic, jumbo, abysmal and most of all creamworthy.

Holy crap look at that guy he has a John page dumpasaurous!!! My mind feels like it's melting looking at it!

by Acoolguy6937 March 17, 2026

Beak Panger

A "peak banger", but used in a context where birds are present.

"I saw Birdman perform yesterday, it was such a beak panger"

by aaaaaaaaa9 December 5, 2025