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Cock Wagging 

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”

Slime Wagon 

A slime wagon is a soaking wet vagina with a thick viscosity.
She sat on my lap and when she got up her slime wagon left a spot on my jeans
Slime Wagon by Dirty_Berty May 22, 2025

Snack Wagon 

1. A person so effortlessly attractive, they’re not just a snack—they’re hauling an entire cart of looks, charisma, and confidence.
2. Someone who’s undeniably comprehensive hotness: style, swagger, and personality included.
Snack Wagon: noun

Did you see Marcus at the party? Whole snack wagon energy.”
“Girl, you’re not just a snack—that’s a full snack wagon, brakes optional.”
“That new haircut turned him into a snack wagon.”
Snack Wagon by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025

Snack Wagon 

A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
Snack Wagon by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025