When your in the bed with a loved one. Let out the most potent fart....bad enough to currdle milk then hurry and pulled the covers over your loves head. Forcing her to smell the rankness.
by muffkateer September 21, 2006
The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also Dutch Oven.
You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.
by Anonymous February 19, 2004
by Nick March 14, 2005
While in a car, you rip ass and lock all windows so all passengers have to smell your fart and then you say,"covered wagon!"
Scrappy farted in his car and locked the windows so his girlfriend had to smell it and then he said,"covered wagon!"
by v-nizzle October 16, 2006
A practice in prison when prisoners arrange the three-high bunk beds in a rough square and drape them with blankets to block off the view of the guards. It is in the middle of this that a gang rape can continue for an astonishing amount of time. Guys beaten and dragged into the covered wagon are set upon by dozens of men. They have all their teeth knocked out, they are forced to perform fellatio for hours and hours while being savagely anal raped until their assholes literally gush blood.
An overcrowded room like this quickly becomes host to what is known as the covered wagon. Avoid them at all costs.
by Stanley Klein May 21, 2008
when youre giving someone a huge wedgie you pull their underwear over their head so they can't move. If you cant pull it all the way to the person's head you could just do it over their toes. It's funny to watch people try to get out of this. Especially annoying little brothers.
I was givin my little brother a huge wedgie and i was tired so i decided to give him a covered wagon and watch him squirm
by steeeeeeve perry January 20, 2005
When you wake up next to a girl you don't want to be next to anymore, straddle her face with your bare ass. Then take two pillows and put one on each side of your legs. The last step is to fart on her face to wake her up and the pillows lock in the smell. The act looks like one of those wagons people would ride out west back in the old days.
by Matt July 18, 2003