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Cream your crank

To promise to absolutely obliterate an opponent, only for you to be obliterated.
(see PulverizeR, Robot Wars Extreme 2)
"WE'RE GONNA CREAM YOUR CRANK!!!" - With love, PulverizeR
by wood pigeon October 29, 2025
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Whipped cream wiener

A pussy ass whipped dick that cums from the tip of the cock when smacked
That whipped cream wienercame all over his hoes ass after I smacked it around real good
by WABBIT TWAKER June 6, 2015
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Chocolate Chip Ice Cream

The towering mountain of cold yummy goodness that makes you feel better after a crappy day!
Being upset over your stupid boyfriend/girlfriend and wanting to drown your sorrows over chocolate chip ice cream.
by Heidi Cruz August 11, 2008
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Cream Style

Cream Style mean when someone or something is worthy of creaming (having an orgasm) in your pants.
by Tatd4Life March 14, 2010
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Cream Beanie

When you nut on the top of a mfr's head.
"Yo, she said not to get it in her face so you KNOW I had to give her that Cream Beanie "
by Whornet November 18, 2022
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Cream show

When two or more guys jerk off at the same time to see who shoots his load the farthest leaving the fallout sticking to whatever it lands on under it's path
4th roommate yelling at the other 3 roommates as he enters the room from last night's contest, " OKAY THAT'S IT! NO MORE CREAM SHOWS UNLESS YOU COVER THE FURNITURE AND FLOOR WITH PLASTIC BEFORE YOU START! FUCKING STEPPED IN SOME AGAIN! THAT'S JUST RUDE YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! "
by mia.dancer September 8, 2021
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Cranberry Cream Pie

When you are giving oral sex and vomit on the girl’s vagina.
Zac: did you have sex last night?
Hunter: nah I ate her out and yacked. Good old fashioned cranberry cream pie.
by Nshim September 9, 2021
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