1. A very hard poop usually in pellet size
2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time
3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock
2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time
3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock
1. Man, I need to change my diet, I've been pooping rocks for weeks!
2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!
3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.
2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!
3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.
by Riley85 February 8, 2022
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Get the Poop on an Escalator mug.a dump so painful you food fight's back with a terd so enormous you feel like you are being stabbed when you shit
by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 2, 2014
Get the samurai poop mug.Someone who knows only how to fling insults and vulgar language in an argument (much like a monkey flings poop) rather than give their opinion in an intelligent, rational manner.
Girl One: I gave my opinion in a forum about abortion and immediately got called a Nazi and a bitch
Girl Two: What a bunch of poop-flingers!
Girl Two: What a bunch of poop-flingers!
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Get the Poop-Flinger mug.Me: Yo, Doug. I'm so down to practice b-ball that I was even poop hoopin when I went to the bathroom.
Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.
Doug: Damn. That's some real dedication. Yo should try it out if you want to be a true hooper, Michael.
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Get the Poop Hoopin mug.When you're having anal sex with a female (or male) and you pull out before you cum.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.
Back away, and try to ejaculate into the asshole of your partner from a distance. This is the "poop hoop". Points vary depending on the distance in which you came. You can only score if you actually land your semen within your partner's asshole.
John: "Dude, I just scored a 3 pointer poop hoop on Susan last night!"
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."
Jack: "Wicked sick man, the highest I ever got to was 2 points."
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