The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025

horse of a thought

A strong, intense thought/s that happens persistently over a long time. It is a reference to the Horse of Thought from Portuguese mythology that symbolizes the power of imagination and thought.

Jacob: What is wrong? You seem distracted.

Kelsey: Sorry. I have been having a horse of a thought over the past few days about what I should do with my life after I graduate college.

by Vanguard 1998 November 11, 2025

The septic touch

An act where you refrain from wiping for a week, when your rear is nice and crusted you cover your hand in the feces and begin to jerk off.

Yeah man I did the septic touch and now my shlong is green.

by The hugaba December 19, 2025

The Cheese Touch

When a mans Penis has crusted allmost moldy layer and he pulls it back to see it and touches it without washing his hands after

Yo dude
yea
my friend tom gave jamal the cheese touch

by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda January 3, 2026

A Laura Thought

A thought that is so unrealistic but your feelings tell you it's so real

Your thoughts of being a good communist leader are a laura thought

Pineapples on pizza being good is a laura thought

Meth being healthy is a laura thought too

by Temiz January 12, 2026

love you more that you thought i could

Fuck the serious shit out of you

Baby, I'm going to love you more that you thought I could.

by fail.goo April 4, 2015

Perfect balance of whiskey and thought

Will's perfect pool game. Just enough whiskey to keep nimble, sharp, and creative makes this a killer combination in billiards.

Will had the perfect balance of whiskey and thought, he's channeling Efren right now!

by Xayla2424 December 18, 2020