Ballsackimus Maximus 

1. The muscle that makes your nutsack move vertically when you take a deep breath.

2. A general term for the scrote.

When it seems inevitable that something will hit your dude pieces, take a deep breath in order flex your ballsackimus maximus which will tuck the nuts as close to your body as possible.

Ballsackimus Maximus by Captain Tubesock January 5, 2008

Maxine 

The name of a super hot, sexy girl. Who also happens to be a great writer.

Maxine knows how to steal a heart just through some words

Maxine by CCAATTZZ November 24, 2018

Revelationous Maximus 

(Noun) When one ore more people, under the influence of marijuana, achieve(s) a monumental realization or idea through a systematic progression of thoughts. This process can occur individually or socially. Individually, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with the individual's surroundings or environment, causing a linear progression of thoughts. Socially, Synchronizationous Maximus must occur with other people causing an exponential (non-linear) progression of thoughts. An ultimate conclusion regarding reality, language, existence, knowledge, perception, or human behavior is revealed to the individual(s) that shakes the fabric of their reality.

Note: Often facilitated by Marinationous Maximus

See: Nirvana, Enlightenment, Tripping Balls

Stoner 1: Dude, the Sun is like a nucleus and the surrounding planets are like electrons.

Stoner 2: DUDE you're right. Our whole Universe could be an atom in another Universe.

Stoner 1: Dude, we'ved achieved Revelationous Maximus.

Revelationous Maximus by Pi Ups April 26, 2010

maximum viewing tolerance 

A hypothetical (uncertain) threshold (the point that must be exceeded to begin producing a given effect or result or to elicit a response) at which white trash will feel offended by the moronic TV programming, directing their attention to other aspects of their equally miserable lives.

Hey Pete... why your father stays for hours and hours watching crappy TV?
He is becoming an experiment that will disprove maximum viewing tolerance theory.

maximum viewing tolerance by rperazag May 6, 2010

Manginius Maximus 

A heterosexually challenged individual who enjoys complaining about things that are of little consequence to anyone else.

Can you believe Todd was upset over that? What a Manginius Maximus!

Manginius Maximus by Da Big E May 14, 2006

Marinationous Maximus 

(Adj/Noun) The act of substantially improving one's marijuana high experience by increasing visual, auditory, and sensational stimulation via inclusion of shit that is trippy as fuck.

See: Jean Michel Jarre, iTunes Visualizer, Jet Li's Fearless, Carl Sagan's Cosmos, Geometry Wars

Note: Often used in order to achieve Revelationous Maximus.

Stoner 1: Oh my god Dude, these lights are like waves of energy flowing through my body. What do I do?

Stoner 2: You let the Marinationous Maximus engulf you, Bro.

Marinationous Maximus by Pi Ups April 27, 2010

maxing 

1. chillin
2. chilling in style (this takes practice)

1. "what chu doin?"
"maxin'"

maxing by cuco October 5, 2003