Man Bouquet 

A man bouquet is a term often used by less a than virtuous female when referring to the fact she has a choice of men to sleep with and/or buy her tangible objects. Some members of the bouquet may be used for both sex and profit while others may find themselves used strictly for sex or alternatively strictly for profit.

1. My love life is great, I have a man bouquet to pick from.

2. Bryan is the stud of my man bouquet, but Dave is the bank!

Man Bouquet by idoit4civilization July 8, 2012

Man Boob 

A guy with Lady-Like boobs

Oh my God,Peter! Why do you have Man Boobs!? Are you female now? Giggity Giggity Giggity Goo!

Man Boob by FHGHTDZ July 19, 2012

man naked dance 

the naked dance is performed by a male spouse when trying to engage in sexual activities with female spouse

He performed his man naked dance

man naked dance by seren2468 November 14, 2013

Man's Got Needs 

When a person is in desperate need for a rip on a vape, they may exclaim this phrase to let their peers know.

"Hey man wanna come get some food?"
"Sure but I need a rip first, man's got needs!"

Man's Got Needs by nebsamman May 9, 2019

man tits 

abundant amounts of fat underneath a mans tittays

fusco's tittays were jiggling from side to side today

he has SUCH HUGE MAN TITS

man tits by Hasheem June 11, 2006

man-queef 

the noise the penis makes when ejaculating whilst rubbing the bollocks

spurt-queef! what a wank!!
hey man... i just had a man-queef!

man-queef by louiciia October 14, 2011

man grooming 

What a man does before going out to party with the hopes of hooking up with a girl, that can include shaving, both face and body, extreme showering, hair work, and facial care. Also, this typically takes an extended period of time since most men do not need to spend much time in the bathroom preparing.

Dude, I've got to do some intense man grooming before we head out to Tony's party. There's gonna be mad bitches there

man grooming by Da Burdman March 10, 2007