A Life 

OnE oF tHe MoSt RaRe ThInGs YoU cOuLd PoSsIbLy PosSeSs.
MANy do not have one. UNless you're a human being who has lead a hardworking, honest living, and has a good career, a wife, etc., etc.

Jefferson, you spent 12 minutes making an entry on the fucking urban dictionary. You need a life

A Life by semeM May 27, 2018

Gerber Life Baby 

A child that says slurs

All the homies know the Gerber Life Baby has said a slur

Gerber Life Baby by Spy at Gerber Life October 14, 2021

My life be like 

Ooooo aaaa yaaa oooo

Guy: What happen to your life man?

Me: My life be like ooooo aaaa yaaa oooo

My life be like by First_degree_murder October 27, 2021

Gordon-Life

Gordon-Life is a GMOD machinima parody of the infamous Half-Life series, as well as other notable titles, including War of the Servers & HLVRAI. Made by HenryTurnLeft, Gordon-Life follows Gordon Freeman and his journey to bring his grandmother a birthday cake. Followed by Barnald and Kliener (also occasionally the really hot Barnald's Mom), Gordon makes his way through the combin regime to take down the nefarious Dr. Bean, and avoid getting the mysterious G-Man fired from his job. Gordon-Life has 10 episodes, 7 being the original, 1 being a Christmas special, 1 being a part of Gordon-Life: Full-Life Consequences and 1 being a cast commentary. Gordon-Life started production on July 13th, 2021 and the latest episode was posted on July 15th, 2022. Lately, the Gordon-Life creators have started to resent their own creation, so an 11th episode is highly unlikely.

You: Hey, have you seen the new Gordon-Life episode?
Gordon-Life Hater: No, fuck off.

Gordon-Life by Matchious Manious November 2, 2022

Game for Life 

If something belongs to you, whose is it? Avoid the word or suffer the consequences - 10 pressups every time the word is mentioned.

Guy 1 "Whose pint is this?"
Guy 2 "Hey that's MINE!"
Fellow Gentlemen "GET DOWN!"
Guy 1 "Shouldn't have joined the game for life!"
Guy 2 "Awwwwww sheeeeit"

Game for Life by fuckthegame September 22, 2010

this is not real life 

an angieism used when something is outrageous, unreasonable, or inconceivable.

mr. welsch passes out an frq so hard that it makes you want to kill yourself. "this is not real life" describes the overall difficulty of the question and the consensus of the class that we have no idea what we are doing.

this is not real life by thisisnotreallife1993 November 13, 2010

pie my life 

Phrase suggesting one either screwed up or is about to screw up in light of recent events; synonymous with the phrase "fuck my life."

Bob: Bro, did you do the research paper for English yet? It's due tomorrow.

You: Ah fuck, PIE my LIFE.

pie my life by a.wizzy December 11, 2010