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Jizz Fart

When you jizz so hard a wet juicy fart comes out
Did you hear about Edward. He wanked so hard he did a Jizz fart and shit everywhere.
by Keith Smith-Wood October 14, 2023
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fart shack

The little shack inside your ass where your farts live.
Sorry for the smell, my fart shack just exploded.
by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 3, 2023
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fart in a whirlwind

Something that's trivial, meaningless or insignificant.
My company gave out Christmas bonuses this year, but after taxes it was a fart in a whirlwind.
by NolaRy January 13, 2023
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fart nest

Dat ass, where little farts are fed and tended to until they are ready to fly free from home. A breeding ground for farts in one's behind.
Dang, did you see the gigantic fart nest in that one?; Her fart nest swayed as she walked, tempting passerby to lean in for a closer sniff.
by Chastibush September 17, 2023
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fart buckler

Someone who is incredibly annoying, but also loveable.
by Urfavjigaboo May 1, 2022
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Gargle Fart

When you fart and it sounds like your 86 year old grandma that's gargling Listerine after swallowing a load from your grandpa
OMG dude your gargle fart sounded just like my grandma last night WTF
by MyDefinitionsBeTROLLIN November 28, 2022
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Zen farting

A particular manner of passing gas that encourages the farter to “step into the fart” with a sense of openness and joy while remaining emotionally detached from the experience itself.
I watched in wonder as my handsome husband deftly demonstrated some especially incredible moments of Zen farting for our rabbits and me immediately after we sold our motorcycles.
by Dr Bunnygirl September 17, 2022
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